So today Brandeis sent me
On the other side it says "we're saving a place for you!"
...I mean, I'm honored. But really guys, I sent you something saying no, and then when that didn't register, I e-mailed you. I even filled out your lame little survey asking how to make the Brandeis application process more pleasant. And now this. (What is that professor even DOING? And is the laptop also for me?)